To An Enemy: After careful consideration I have decided against peeing in your front yard.
And on your car door handle.
Given your limited powers of observation, this symbolic gesture probably wouldn't be effective. Though it would definitely satisfy an urge. Let's just say that I know that you know that you can bring out the worst in me. On sight, I bristle, you growl. We pace a tight circle. The leg lifts.
Your resolutions (from me) - Go out less, try an experimental hairstyle, make hasty decisions, try to be more silent. . . on second thought, keep talking. . . just keep right on talking. . .
To A Friend: Because you get it, there's no need to explain. All that really needs to be said is thanks, you.
And, the next round's on me.
And, no, you are right.
And, what time and where?
And. . .
My resolutions (for you): Get organized, be on time, clean the passenger seat, follow through, floss (but really that last one is for her).
Posted by Red Chuck at December 31, 2005 08:48 AM