Red Chuck

I Feel Pretty, and Witty, and Gay

So this is not the new bumper sticker. On bended knee I removed it before diving into rush hour traffic this morning. I will say that I am impressed that you stuck this upon my car last night. You possess the determination, stealth, and cunning of a ninja. Unfortunately for you, I know who you are (Katherine spilled the beans) and that means one thing — beware bumper sticker ninja, beware.