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New Food Pyramid Induces Bout of Nausea

I have to admit, I was kind of excited when I heard there was a new food pyramid. So excited that I went to the website to check it out. OK. So here's a little suggestion. How about get rid of that bloody drumstick beside the cold cuts. That looks really gross. Especialy since it appears to have been drawn by a 4th grader. So, what did I learn at the new food pyramid website? Well, if you want to feel weird about eating meat, just go Inside the Pyramid and click on the purple stripe. Then you might want to consider this.

FYI, here's the old food pryramid, R.I.P.